This just in…

It’s only 6 degrees out there this morning – and it’s almost noon now.

I got an email from a friend of mine and it contained this gem:


My Living Will

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, ‘I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

She got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out all my booze.

She’s such a bitch.

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Now, that’s a decisive move.


4 thoughts on “This just in…

  1. Well, it is now down to -9 degrees here at 1000 and might make it up to zero by noon, but doubtful. Bright sunshine, but bloody cold.

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